Weirdo

Have you ever come across some guys who are pretentious, socially impotent, and ugly looking?? basically they are the "tram men" in nature but playboys wannabe. Unfortunately I did so happen run into one, and it was absolutely hilarious....Not all hk guys are like this.. but he did represent a certain segment of hk male population..

Event: poolside bbq
People: 20s-30s-40s
Time: after dinner
My friend and I = HC
The guy = X = est 5'7", >180lbs, small eyes with glasses, round face, bad english, sweaty hands

HCs are talking to each other, and suddenly being approached by X, who we first acquainted just awhile ago.
X: Hey, how's everything up to?
HC pulling back our long hairs, wiping sweat off our face: It is getting so hot....
X: It is in fact such a waste for not using the swimming pool.
HC : Oh, you want to use it? I don't think you can really use the swimming pool here...
X thinking he might have said the wrong thing: I am not saying I want to use it, I wouldn't use it...but i want to see other people use it. You should go in, I want to see other people using the pool.
HC starting to think he is nuts and watches too much girls gone wild: Haha.. I don't want to use it, but you look hot! (seeing him sweating nonstop and dripping all over his shirt)
X: OH THANK YOU for the compliment, nobody describe me this way, you are the first one.
HC: ?????????????????????????????? (rolling up our eyes and have nothing to say)
X: OH, you mean literally...... I thought you mean I am hot... (and we slowly walked away)